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Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming

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V 1.3.2

Arena roguelike inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac. You are the Final Boss of a MMORPG. 43 Playable Characters with unique gameplay and effects (+ Character Merge feature) .70+ Weapons/Attacks with innovative mechanics (Equip Boss Patterns, Minions, Plants monsters you can grow with your watercan or a Cloud spell etc.) 150+ Items for infinite amount of synergies and combinations.

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134 Unlockables. Singleplayer & Multiplayer (Steam Remote Play Together).4 players Local Co-op Mode. Infinite replay value. Create broken builds each run. 5 Difficulties + Endless Mode Banger OST. Twitch Streamer Mode: Destroy Your Chat (noobs takes usernames/msgs from chat) Quick and Addictive Runs (under 30 minutes) Steam Deck Verified  official Valve certification. Super fun Brotato-like bullet heaven game where you play as the final boss. Innovates on attack mechanics that Brotato doesn't have like having weapons follow behind your character instead of on them.

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Installation Guide

Step-by-step setup process

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Game is pre-installed / portable, therefore you do not need to install the game.
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Just extract the rar / zip file.
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Simply launch the game from Noobs Are Coming.exe inside the game folder

Important Notes

Please review these important details before installation

Install necessary apps from Redist or _CommonRedist to ensure game launches without any problems.

Always extract game in Antivirus / Defender excluded folder - Please check our FAQs to know why it is important.

Always run the game as administrator

For detailed guide, make sure to read Installation Guide.txt inside the game files.

System Requirements

Minimum specifications needed

OS
Windows 10 or 11

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7 months ago 4.0/5

Look for it at the top of the stream.

InfurXcore
InfurXcore 7 months agoEdited New Challenger 37 4.0/5

This is brotato but a bit worse due to 'feel' and loot. It's expansiveness and content stops it from getting a lower score.

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